I hate when you’re at a job interview and they ask ridiculous questions like
- Do you love this shit?
- Are you high right now?
- Do you ever get nervous?
- Are you single?
- I heard you fucked your girl, is it true?
- You getting money?
- You think them niggas you with is wit you?
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
I really am…on accident tho 0:) One time one of my roommates did some stupid shit (can’t remember what) but i know it bothered me to the point where i put a little lemon-lime laxative in his 7-up..guess where he spent his saturday morning.