I hate when you’re at a job interview and they ask ridiculous questions like
- Do you love this shit?
- Are you high right now?
- Do you ever get nervous?
- Are you single?
- I heard you fucked your girl, is it true?
- You getting money?
- You think them niggas you with is wit you?
(Source: josephryangray)
all i need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend
She do anything necessary for me
And I do anything necessary for her
So don’t let the necessary occur.. Yup!
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
I really am…on accident tho 0:) One time one of my roommates did some stupid shit (can’t remember what) but i know it bothered me to the point where i put a little lemon-lime laxative in his 7-up..guess where he spent his saturday morning.
(Source: koujakuebooks)
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there.
cr: thqys
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
FUCKING BRILLANT
now all my pancakes will be animals
(Source: perniciosa)
(Source: sugarandbone)
(Photo reblogged from theerosethatgrewfromconcrete)
